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2 for 1 special (bubble gum)The Test girls Susan and mary Test were working in their lab in the attic of their house in Porkbelly. 1 hotny summer day. They called their younger brother,Johnny(star of the t.v. series Johnny Test) 'cause they had invented a super sticky bubble gum that made people fly when they blew a huge bubble. They wanted their younger brother to test it. He put it in his mouth,started to then he started to blow the biggest bubble.As he was blowing he sister Susan said,"uh Johnny?" sudenly there was a big pop! Then his sister Susan yelled,"Johnny!" Johnny said,"what?" The decided to go for a walk. soon they got their purses,told their dad that they're going for a walk. Their dad told them to be back for dinner. The Test girls left the house,they eventuly came to a barber shop,in downtown Porkbelly,that was having a 2 haircuts for the price of 1 special. So they decided to get their haircut into a pixie hairstyle. they went in the barbers said,"hello." as the Test girls put do
Blue Blade's story: How he got his cutie mark.Blue Blade was a curious little unicorn colt.He lived with the other unicorns , ponies and Pagasis in the city of Fillydelphia in the magical land of Equestria. He was always trying an art form he liked .Painting was too messy,sculpting always was never worked,he wasn't interested in knitting since that was too girly,but no matter what in his saddle bag he kept an art kit with markers,pencils,pencil crayons,paper,white erasers, a pencil sharpener and safety scissors. He just knew he'd get his cuite mark though some art form... but he was stuck... One day he was playing with the fillies and other colts at the park when he heard a young pegasus filly scream in horror. He turned to look and saw she had bubble gum all stuck in her mane. She paniced and franticaly tried to get it out. Blue Blade galloped over to her and asked, "Are you okay?" The green pegasus sobbed. No I have gum in my mane!" Blue Blade used his magic to get his little safety sciss
Going to Slick ChicksMy name's Jamie Robertson.I had been living in Tokyo,Japan since 1977, when the plane that we switched to in Vancouver.B.C. The plane that was to take me and my family,to Hawaii got hi-jacked. The plane that took us to Tokyo,Japan had crashed due to the loss of all 4 engines.
Then in 1981 I became Sailor N After I had been Sailor N for 10 years I heard of a new super heroine fighting crime in England by the name of Sailor V. In 1992, I met a girl named Serena Tskuino and became her soulmate (that means we would have somethings in common,)
sometime later after Tuxedo Mask (Sailormoon's dream hunk) was taken to the Negaverse I as Serena's soulmate, took her to Slick Chicks Beauty Salon. As we walked to Slick Chicks Beauty Salon Serena noticed that my black hair was shaggy, when we got to Slick Chicks Beauty Salon, the owner wearing a white uniform said "Hi there welcome to Slick Chicks Beauty Salon what can do for you today". I told her that my friend would like a hair makeover, th
Two for one special revisedThe, Test girls,Susan and Mary where working,in,their,lab,in the attic,of their,house in Porkbelly,one hotny summer day,they decided to go for a walk.They eventulay came to a barber shop that was having a two haircuts for the price of one special.They decided to get their haircut into a pixie hairstyle,so the they went into the barber shop the barbers said"hello" as the Test girls took off their lab coats and hung them up on the coat rack,the Test girls said"hi" and told them that they would like haircuts.The barbers said"o.k." and took them to their chairs.Susan sat in the first barber chair,Mary sat in the second barber chair.The Test girls told the barbers that they would like a pixie haircut.The test girls removed their hair clips and took off their glasses,then the barbers put on neck strips,then the capes on the Test girls.Then the started to cut their hair into, pixie hairstyles.The barbers used whisk brushes to,brush the loose hairs from the girls fore heads,and
going to a barber shopSamantha ( Alejandro's future mother.)was on a game show called" Brain Busters."
When she buzzed in she forgot the answerers and lost.
The next day at school she almost went into the boys
washroom but her friends and fellow spies,Clover and Alex stoped her
then she tried to open her locker but she forgot the
combination. She called her friends and fellow spies
by the wrong names first, Clover Clovis and Alex Alegra.
She thought she was in the mall when she was realy in school.
That's when Clover called Jerry and told him they need a WOOHPing
(WOOHPing in when Jerry brings the spies to WOOHP the( World
Orgonization of Humam Protection head quarters). When Jerry
heard Samantha call Clover, Clovis and Alex Alegra. He gave Clover
and Alex a mission and gadgets they needed for the mission while he
conducted memory tests on Samantha. After Clover and Alex checked on an ex-brain busters
contestant(professor Agustus Clayborne) they called Jerry. Clover told Jerry what hap
Two for one specialOne hotny summer day in Porkbelly
the Test twins Susan and Mary
went for a walk they eventualy
came to a barber shop that was
having a two haircuts for the
price of one special
they decided to get their haircut
in to a pixie hairstyle so they
went in the barbers said hello
Susan and Mary said hi and told them
that they would like haircuts
the barbers said o.k. and took
them to their chairs Susan sat in the fisrt
barber chair Mary sat in the second
barber chair the test girls told
barbers that they would like
a pixie haircutthe test girls
took off their glasses then the
barbers put neck strips then capes
on the girls then the barbers started to
cut their hair into pixie hairstyles
the barbers used whisk brushes to
brush the loose hairs from the girls
foreheads and when the barbers where done
they used hand hair driers to blow the
loose hairs off the capes and onto the barber shop
floor the barbers removed the capes and neck strips the Test girls put on their
Life's Joy- (Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader) 
“B-but daddy, p-please, we need you to protect u-us what if the t-t-titan c-c-comes and e-eats us?” Levi demounts his horse, ushering for his concerned counterparts to move on ahead. “Aunt Hanji” tries to send words of encouragement from afar, but Levi’s glare was enough to sew her lips shut. His eyes trail over to Isabel, thousands of curses aiming at the sky when he saw his daughter’s tear laden eyes.
He used not care so much until he had a little girl to take care of. One who’s eyes held the wonders of the world, one who’s heart was as innocent as the bud of a rose. He crouches in front of her trembling body, concentrating on the way she picked at her nails.
Just like her mother.
Speaking of that, you were a little ways behind the two, your arms folded. Actually you were still quite bitter about Levi getting Erwin to forbid you from the expedition, so you were even more so
Parent AU: Actor!Levi x Singer!Reader II
"Papa, Papa look! Mama's on TV!"
Levi was currently coming from the kitchen when he over heard his son excitedly mention his mother on the large flat screen TV. He looked, noticing that you were presented on the TV show: Dancing with the Stars. Levi growled as you were dancing swing with the man who was presented as Reiner Braun who was famous for his appearances on dance movies and such. Levi continued to glare at the TV, watching as you had a smile on your face and Reiner was holding your body so freely. Eren looked away from the screen to look at his father, feeling the dark aura in the air.
"Horseface! Papa is getting angry again!"
"Young Master, I thought I told you to stop calling me that.."
"Hurry and get Papa some tea! I think he's going to blow!"
Jean sighed as scurried over to the kitchen, immediately making Levi's tea to help him calm down his nerves. Eren looked at the TV again, noticing that you and Reiner got a pretty high score for the dance per
Massage Envy - Massager!Levi x Reader
You groaned as you stopped your continuous typing, stopping to lay back in your chair and rub the back of your neck tiredly. You sighed as you looked at what you had so far and realized that you only had a few more left to finish for your transcript. There was knocking on your door and you looked up from your lap.
"Hey, [ f/n ]! How you doing so far on your work?"
Hanji came inside your office, looking at you with a bright smile. You smiled tiredly as you sat up straighter in your seat, looking at your brown haired friend. She sat on your couch and crossed her leg over the other as she sat there comfortably.
"I'm almost done with my work and then I'll b--"
"Don't go to where ever you were going! We will go out somewhere!"
You blinked at her sudden eagerness and tilted your head confused. Hanji suddenly got up from her seat to sit in front of your desk, her eyes filled with excitement. You continued to look at her, feeling a bit worried on what she's going to bring
2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Frere Jacques
"Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Sonnez les matines, Sonnez les matines
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong~!" you sang.
You were at your room, jumping on your bed as you sang ones more.
"Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Sonnez les matines, Sonnez les matines
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong~!"
"Poppet?" the door opened as you saw Oliver, Matthieu and Allen enter. Francois was behind them.
"Who taught you that song?" Allen asked.
"No one~! I heard uncle Francois sing this song while he's at shower~!" you replied.
Oliver ran towards you and hugged you, telling how you sang so cute.
Matthieu and Allen looked at Francois, waiting for his responds.
Savior- (Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader) 
* A/N: There is mild gore further down, the usual SNK gore. Just a small heads up. ^^
“Daddy, who was I named after?’
“Wait, daddy what about me?” Farlan pipes up, squeezing a stuffed teddy in his arms. Levi almost inwardly cringes thinking about the number of stuffed animals in the small area which they lived.
“But daddyyyy, you just said our names!”
Levi barely chuckles, tempted dearly to squeeze the puffed out of cheeks of his daughter, who over the years inherited Isa
2P!America x Child!Reader - Tic Ticci
"Al~! Can you take me outside for ice cream?" you asked.
"You already had your ice cream." Allen responded as he changes the t.v channel.
"Daddy said that I can get another one~!"
"You can say all the please cuz I ain't going out to get you ice cream."
"Fine!" you pouted.
"Good girl!" Allen smiled as he ruffled your hair.
It's only an hour after Allen told you that he can't bring you outside for ice cream but you didn't give up.
You stood behind the couch that Allen was sitting on. That's when you started annoying him.
"Tic... Tic... Tic...Tic... Ticci... Tic..." you said, smiling.
~~~Five minutes later~~~
"Tic... Tic... Tic...Tic... Ticci... Tic..."
"Ticci... Tic... Tic..." you raised your arms up, "TWITCH!"
"Fine! I'll bring you out to get ice cream!" Allen blurted.
"Just. Don't. Do. That. Ever. Again."
You happily nodded.
A Father's Blessing [Daddy!LevixMommy!Reader AU]
'She's coming back home!'
'I can't wait to see her!'
'I should make her favorite dessert'
The raven-haired man slipped between his children who were scrubbing away at the walls. Mikasa was coming home for summer vacation and of course, the house had to be perfect! Levi was ecstatic to hear that his precious baby girl was coming home, although he didn't show it. But you knew how frantic he was. He'd been piling on chores on your sets of twins since she called the week before she got out. It's been three years already and she was going to be a senior starting in August. The thought of your oldest baby finally leaving the nest bought tears of joy to your eyes and also the sudden realization that you and Levi were beginning to be 'well seasoned'. You were starting to get gray hairs and dying them was out of the question. But in order to keep your 'Awesome Mom' title ( which you received from your kids friends) you had to step it up. You we
2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Little Boat On The Sea
You were laughing hard when Allen and Matthieu came downstairs wearing sailor clothes. You hold your camera ready to video them.
The thing is that they're not drunk. They're only doing this because they lost your favourite doll and you couldn't stop crying.
"Are you going to record this?" Allen asked, feeling miserable.
"1, 2, 3, Go!"
"Now the people they were so bad
That the Lord made the rain come down
And he washed away the bad cities
And he washed away the bad towns
And all of the people drowned!" Allen sang, which mad you laugh quietly.
"With the animals it was different
Though some of them drowned, too
The others were just poor animals
And they didn't know what to do!
So..." Matthieu sang.
You hold a paper boat on the edge of the camera to make it look like it's there.
"We built a little boat
As cut as it could be
And we put all the animals two by two
In my little boat on the sea.
The moo-cows went..." The two sang.
"Moo! Moo!" Allen sang.
"The piggies went...
Project: FEM - She-Hulk (BrucexReader)Something is wrong….Why can’t I open my eyes?
“Doctor, she’s barely responsive!”
Who are they talking about…?
“She’s lost a lot of blood. Do we have anyone who is willing to perform a blood transfusion?”
Your eyelids felt heavy and you felt a piercing pain in your stomach. Your lips were dry and cracked, your throat was worse and your entire body felt like there was an immense weight on it. Just lifting up your fingers caused great pain. You searched throughout your memories to try and figure out what had happened. The harder you thought, the more your brain hurt. Not being able to open your eyes was starting to terrify you.
Your hearing wasn’t all too good but you heard a faint beeping noise with beeps that were becoming very frequent with each passing second.
“Wait!” you heard someone familiar yell. “(Name) and I have the same blood type! Let me do a blood transfusion.”
“Who are yo
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