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2 for 1 special (bubble gum)The Test girls Susan and mary Test were working in their lab in the attic of their house in Porkbelly. 1 hotny summer day. They called their younger brother,Johnny(star of the t.v. series Johnny Test) 'cause they had invented a super sticky bubble gum that made people fly when they blew a huge bubble. They wanted their younger brother to test it. He put it in his mouth,started to then he started to blow the biggest bubble.As he was blowing he sister Susan said,"uh Johnny?" sudenly there was a big pop! Then his sister Susan yelled,"Johnny!" Johnny said,"what?" The decided to go for a walk. soon they got their purses,told their dad that they're going for a walk. Their dad told them to be back for dinner. The Test girls left the house,they eventuly came to a barber shop,in downtown Porkbelly,that was having a 2 haircuts for the price of 1 special. So they decided to get their haircut into a pixie hairstyle. they went in the barbers said,"hello." as the Test girls put do
Blue Blade's story: How he got his cutie mark.Blue Blade was a curious little unicorn colt.He lived with the other unicorns , ponies and Pagasis in the city of Fillydelphia in the magical land of Equestria. He was always trying an art form he liked .Painting was too messy,sculpting always was never worked,he wasn't interested in knitting since that was too girly,but no matter what in his saddle bag he kept an art kit with markers,pencils,pencil crayons,paper,white erasers, a pencil sharpener and safety scissors. He just knew he'd get his cutie mark though some art form... but he was stuck... One day he was playing with the fillies and other colts at the park when he heard a young pegasus filly scream in horror. He turned to look and saw she had bubble gum all stuck in her mane. She paniced and franticaly tried to get it out. Blue Blade galloped over to her and asked, "Are you okay?" The green pegasus sobbed. No I have gum in my mane!" Blue Blade used his magic to get his little safety sciss
Going to Slick Chicks Beauty SalonMy name's Jamie Robertson.I had been living in Tokyo,Japan since 1977, when the plane that we switched to in Vancouver.B.C. The plane that was to take me and my family,to Hawaii got hi-jacked. The plane that took us to Tokyo,Japan had crashed due to the loss of all 4 engines.
Then in 1981 I became Sailor N. After I had been Sailor N for 10 years I heard of a new super heroine fighting crime in England by the name of Sailor V. In 1992, I met a girl named Serena Tskuino and became her soulmate (that means we would have somethings in common,)
sometime later after Tuxedo Mask (Sailormoon's dream hunk) was taken to the Negaverse I as Serena's soulmate, took her to Slick Chicks Beauty Salon. As we walked to Slick Chicks Beauty Salon Serena noticed that my black hair was shaggy, when we got to Slick Chicks Beauty Salon, the owner wearing a white uniform said "Hi there welcome to Slick Chicks Beauty Salon what can do for you today". I told her that my friend would like a hair makeover, t
Two for one special revisedThe, Test girls,Susan and Mary where working,in,their,lab,in the attic,of their,house in Porkbelly,one hotny summer day,they decided to go for a walk.They eventulay came to a barber shop that was having a two haircuts for the price of one special.They decided to get their haircut into a pixie hairstyle,so the they went into the barber shop the barbers said"hello" as the Test girls took off their lab coats and hung them up on the coat rack,the Test girls said"hi" and told them that they would like haircuts.The barbers said"o.k." and took them to their chairs.Susan sat in the first barber chair,Mary sat in the second barber chair.The Test girls told the barbers that they would like a pixie haircut.The test girls removed their hair clips and took off their glasses,then the barbers put on neck strips,then the capes on the Test girls.Then the started to cut their hair into, pixie hairstyles.The barbers used whisk brushes to,brush the loose hairs from the girls fore heads,and
going to a barber shopSamantha ( Alejandro's future mother.)was on a game show called" Brain Busters."
When she buzzed in she forgot the answerers and lost.
The next day at school she almost went into the boys
washroom but her friends and fellow spies,Clover and Alex stoped her
then she tried to open her locker but she forgot the
combination. She called her friends and fellow spies
by the wrong names first, Clover Clovis and Alex Alegra.
She thought she was in the mall when she was realy in school.
That's when Clover called Jerry and told him they need a WOOHPing
(WOOHPing in when Jerry brings the spies to WOOHP the( World
Orgonization of Humam Protection head quarters). When Jerry
heard Samantha call Clover, Clovis and Alex Alegra. He gave Clover
and Alex a mission and gadgets they needed for the mission while he
conducted memory tests on Samantha. After Clover and Alex checked on an ex-brain busters
contestant(professor Agustus Clayborne) they called Jerry. Clover told Jerry what hap
Two for one specialOne hotny summer day in Porkbelly
the Test twins Susan and Mary
went for a walk they eventualy
came to a barber shop that was
having a two haircuts for the
price of one special
they decided to get their haircut
in to a pixie hairstyle so they
went in the barbers said hello
Susan and Mary said hi and told them
that they would like haircuts
the barbers said o.k. and took
them to their chairs Susan sat in the fisrt
barber chair Mary sat in the second
barber chair the test girls told
barbers that they would like
a pixie haircutthe test girls
took off their glasses then the
barbers put neck strips then capes
on the girls then the barbers started to
cut their hair into pixie hairstyles
the barbers used whisk brushes to
brush the loose hairs from the girls
foreheads and when the barbers where done
they used hand hair driers to blow the
loose hairs off the capes and onto the barber shop
floor the barbers removed the capes and neck strips the Test girls put on their
Sebastian x Child! Reader: Her Butler, Proud
Sebastian x Child! Reader
Her Butler, Proud
It was nearing twilight as the last fractals of light disappeared into the nighttime clouds of a periwinkle sky. Carriages clattered noisily through the streets of London chauffeuring the elite of society to the nearest theaters and other forms of entertainment.
From the depths of the large city a single stately house sat in mild splendor, with warm light wafting through large clear-cut windows. From within the home, a couple finished dressing to the nines and made their way down to the entryway where their Butler awaited to help them into their coats.
The Master of the house- a nearly twenty-five year old Ciel Phantomhive- regally shrugged into his overcoat, before holding out his arm to his wife. With an intelligent light blue eye the man gazed at her, before once more returning his attention to the statuesque figure dressed in black.
“We’ll return after the oper
2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Catch Me If You Can
You were at your room, completely feeling bored since everyone's busy. That's when you thought that they'll play with you by force if you do so. So you entered their rooms and took their t-shirt that has their flag pattern on them.
Oliver looked at you you, only to see you wearing his Britain flag patterned t-shirt.
"Oh no, poppet! I'm still wearing that!" Oliver said as he walks towards you but you quickly ran away.
"Catch me if you can!"
Your father chased you around the house for no more than two and a half hours but you really had fun. Oliver took a break from the chase and you did your victory dance.
Allen turned away from the t.v, only to see you wearing his American flag patterned t-shirt.
"I was looking all over for that! Thank for finding it doll." Right before Allen could even come near you, you ran away.
"Catch me if you can!"
The chase lasted for a minute, having Allen tripped over which game him a nosebleed.
2P!England x Child!Reader - Tell Me A Story 4
"Yes poppet?" Oliver smiled as he place the tray of cupcakes on the counter.
"Tell me a story."
"Sure thing poppet~! You can take a seat if you like."
"I'll just sit on the floor~" you sat down and looked up at your father, waiting for him to start.
"Once upon a time, there lived a five family rabbits. One rabbit is the father named OllieBunny, the uncle named FranBunny, the oldest son named MatBunny, the other son named AlBunny and the cute daughter named [Nickname]Bunny."
"Wait, why am I called AlBunny?" Allen asked, who was sitting beside you.
"Shut up, AlBunny!" Oliver smiled, "Now where was I? Oh! Right! One day, they went out to get carrots to eat but EvilBunny came and took all of the carrots. The family became sad because they're so hungry. Then the next day, they went to the EvilBunny's house and killed him so they can eat the carrots and live their lifes. The end!"
You, Allen and Matthieu clapped.
Reactions (Levi x Reader)
Levi never smiles.
That was a fact all of the Legion has accepted. It was difficult to get a laugh from him, even if it was just a tiny smile.
Therefore, it became your personal mission to get him to.
"What? How to get him to smile?" Hanji laughs, patting you on the shoulder, "I don't think you'll ever succeed on doing that." You frown, thinking hard.
"Well, I could at least, you know, try." They tap a finger on their chin, an amused expression on their face. After a long moment, they snap their fingers, a wide smile pulling at the corners of their lips.
"Are you kidding me?" you deadpan, pinching the bridge of your nose with your forefinger and thumb.
"What? I've seen him smile when he sees cleaning supplies! I'm sure it's bound to work!" Hanji beams, and you sigh.
"Fine, fine. I'll go get them," you say, and you
2p!child!America x reader x 2p!child!Canada-SitterPlease, make sure you have time to read this before you start >w< It is long as hell and has a shit load of cuss words and some stuff sexually said, nothing done, but probably still not suited for the average child XD Enjoy~!
You, a seventeen year old, were one of the 'best' babysitters in your city. Parents would almost literally throw money at you to babysit their kids. The reason for the quotes around the word best is because, you weren't that good. You didn't even like kids, but it did pay. That was all that mattered.
Those who truly knew you, would call you a troubled teen. You didn't believe that though. You felt that others thought, just because you weren't clean cut and perky, that you were troubled. You weren't. Sure, you might stay out late, cussed out a few adults before, and have a drink or two with friends. You didn't think those were grounds to call you troubled. Your parents thought you were fine.
Their names were Tino and Berwald. You thought you t
Stupid Cat (Jealous America x Reader x Americat)
Stupid Cat (Jealous!America x Reader x Americat)
*Disclaimers; Little bit of cussing up ahead but not enough to put a restriction on, also quite a few POV changes, Other than that enjoy :3*
~~~Third Person POV~~~
Alfred was happy that you had moved in with him, he truly was, after all it is normal for a couple to share a house after sometime dating. He got to spend more time with you and show his affection towards you more often, however so did his stupid obese cat.
The same stupid cat that has been hoarding you attention ever since you got here, the same god-damn cat that attacks him if he gets too close to you, the same annoying cat that gets away with EVERYTHING!, and to put it simply it was pissing him off.
Alfred peered around the wall, cheeks puffed out and lips forming a pout as he glared daggers at the fat fur ball on your lap.
To no surprise you were focu
ExtremeDrunk!2P!America x Child!Reader - Numb
You were sitting across the table with Allen who appeared to be really drunk. It was less than an hour for him to drink a glass of beer, whiskey and four bottles of vodka. And like every other time, you had your camera with you.
Allen was so drunk that he'd ask you if you'd like some from time to time but you refused after what your father told you about what happens if you drink alcohol. It was scary.
Oliver and Francois were out and Matthieu was sleeping upstairs.
"Do you... Do you have *hic* your camera?" Allen asked.
You nodded and took out your camera.
"Good!" Allen stoop up, "Video me singing*hic* Numb."
You nod again, hoping that he'd not remember what he did tomorrow. You pressed the record button and waited for whathe's going to do.
"What you're tired and you want to
Feel lost in a very hypocritical human face!
I do not know what I want!
The pressure of walking shoes!
It caught just below this one!
I did all the steps, you're wrong
Just take the role of the toes!" Allen sand a
Infectus [Hunger Games!AU] | Levi x Reader
Your body trembled; anxiety reaching high levels as you swallowed hard, inhaling deeply in a weak attempt to calm yourself. In the world you lived in-- the one you desperately wished to be normal, there was something that should have never existed.
Twenty-four people were chosen. It didn’t matter who they were-- they were tributes. They were young. They were innocent.
But it only lasted for so long.
You had always managed not to get chosen, thankfully, but every time the drawing happened, you were on the edge of insanity. This time had been no different.
Silence among the crowd, your blood ran cold at a familiar word.
Desperation brought out the worst in people. Everyone did whatever was necessary to survive, regardless of the consequences. You never wanted to become like that. You swore to never succumb to such actions.
But you had to.
Like everyone else, you had something-- someone to live for. And you certainly wouldn’t go without a fight.
At first, you wanted
2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Talent Show
You looked up at the notice board on the school hallway that has a new paper pinned to it. 'Talent Show'. The title of the paper said. You smiled brightly, taking your pen, writing your name on the blanks below. "[y/n] kirk-Oof!"
You looked up and see the person who pushed you. It was a girl, same age as you. Hair blond with bright blue eyes, yet you can see the arrogance on her face.
"Like, move away loser!" she said, in disgusted as she write her name on the blank "Come on, Jane~"
"I-I'll catch up with you later." the girl behind her said.
The blonde nodded and skipped away.
"I'm sorry about that." The girl helped you get up "I-I'm Jane and the girl who pushed you was Sarah.
"That's okay~ I'm [y/n]~" you smiled then walked up to the notice board and complete your last name, "land~!"
"I-I'm really sorry!" Jane blurted.
You turned to her. "Don't be sorry. You're not the one who did it."
"B-But S-Sarah always blame m-me"
"And why is that?"
"W-Well... Sarah's father is a millionare which
Teenage TaoismGiving birth is the closest I’d ever felt to dying.
Before that, my near death experiences had consisted only of my silent announcement of pregnancy—silent, being that my social media accounts were all deleted almost simultaneously and I never returned to school in the fall, saying without really saying that I had caught the malicious disease of “teenage pregnancy”. I’m sure the whisper spread in the hallways like the Bubonic Plague. That September, sitting at home on what would have been the first day of my senior year, I imagined friends I’d never talk to again saying “she was only seventeen, and so full of life!” at my absence in the cafeteria tables, as if they were attending my funeral instead of talking about me behind my back.
"Full of life," I had snorted then, folding a never ending stream of what had once been my own baby clothes. "Literally."
I walked around like a zombie for the months of my pregnancy, deciding t
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